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The female fashions men don’t understand

2 min read

Some guys were surveyed on what they think of different women’s fashions…

This is what they had to say.

1. High Waisted belts

“Belts that don’t hold anything up – like WWE belts that can’t even fit through the belt loops – what’s the point?”

2. The High Waisted look

“High-waisted shorts, a.k.a. denim diapers for hipsters.”

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3. Women’s sizing systems

“Women’s sizes… there’s 00, 0, 2, 4 etc. Where’s size 1? What does this all mean?”

No one knows, mate.

4. High heels

“High heels… just why? I wouldn’t care if they didn’t complain at the end of the night, but if they’re uncomfortable, then just don’t wear them!”

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5. Fake nails

“Fake Nails… do you not have real ones?”

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6. The hair pouf

“The thing where girls poof up the middle of their hair ridiculously large… It makes it look like the air in their heads is leaking out, making their hair form this bubble.”

7. Leggings

“I’m not much of a leggings guy either. Once in a while is fine, but as a standard pant option, it’s boring and predictable. Florals spice it up a bit but they’re also a little gimmicky.”

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8. Empire lines

“I don’t know what they’re called but they’re kind of like boob curtains that makes it look like you’re trying to hide your second trimester.” 

9. Extra zippers

“Pointless zippers… my ex owned a shirt with a zipper all along the back of her shirt that didn’t do anything! When you unzipped it the shirt is still intact underneath. Why is it there?”

10. Fake eyelashes

“Fake eyelashes. I have never once in my life looked at a woman and said, “Wow she’s so hot! But those eyelashes just aren’t doing it for me.”

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11. Pantyhose

“I don’t get pantyhose. I know they’re supposed to tuck everything in and make your legs look sleek but I can’t get over how uncomfortable and restricting they must feel.”

12. Floppy hats

“There’s this look I would call ‘the bourgeoise bohemian” that involves those floppy felt hats. This look is played out.”

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