Meet Jeff.  Jeff lives in the Hills with his very patient wife, two young children and some anxious-looking goldfish.

Jeff is mad-keen (read: a raving loony) about Egyptian hieroglyphs.

As the rabbi said to the donkey ...

Up for a chat?  

Give Jeff a buzz ... 8223 00 00

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Burzacott's 60-Second Blog ...

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Schoolies Survival Guide Tip #24

You know its been a been night when you're laying on the floor and you've got the spins so bad the ceiling fan stops.

Go to Jeff's Daily Blog Archive here

What's Coming Up Tomorrow?

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Motivational Poster of the Week ...

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Plug Your Business

Mon - Fri after 5.

For a free live plug on FIVEaa, tell us about your business ... and a good deal you can offer loyal FIVEaa listeners.  

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Pic of the Week ...

Heaven's in the back seat of my Capri, ladies

And for the record, Jeff doesn't know how that kangaroo sign got there!

1990

Want to see the bigger version?

For the Pic of the Week back-catalogue, Click Here

Friends of the Show ...

Computer help with Donna Hanson

Donna is here from Prime Solutions, with everyday computing tips, tricks and advice to help you cut down on those "bashing your head against the keyboard" moments.

Sign up for the Prime Solutions complimentary e-zine here.

Got a question for Donna?  click here to email it in  

Astro Dave

Tuesdays at 4:30am

Dave Reneke from Sky & Space magazine nuts through the latest stories from the world of astronomy and space exploration.

Got a question for Dave?  Call 8223 0000 on Tuesday or click here      (For the record, there is no crashed alien spacecraft at Area 51)

Check out Sky & Space magazine, click here

The Adventures of Crap Elvis!

Mondays at 3am

Matt Hale made an impulse buy of a $30 Elvis suit, 3 weeks before leaving Australia in Jan 2008 to travel for a year. "It's crap....and now it's coming with me."  Matt doesn't sound like Elvis, look like Elvis or sing like Elvis. He is Crap Elvis!  Check out his journey so far - www.crapelvis.com

Heidi in Oregon

Fridays at 4:30am

Heidi is my U.S. correspondent.  She works cheap because she's also my sister-in-law.

Heidi LOVES American politics, and gives us the dirt every Friday morning while she's being paid to do something else.

Myk Aussie in Calgary

Tuesdays at 1:30am

Myk Aussie is a former Gawler bloke, now living in Calgary, Canada - but still mad-keen about Aussie Rules Football. (He used to play for Woodville and the South Gawler Lions).  Myk plays and helps out with one of  Calgary's TWO Aussie Rules Football teams, the Calgary Bears!

Check out his website at www.mykaussie.com for stacks of sports interviews and sports comedy vids.

Sophie Bruce

Thursdays at 12:30am

Sophie's great at giving us the latest trashy news from the UK tabloids.

Teresa in Italy

Wednesdays at 5am

Teresa went to Italy on holidays 10 years ago ... and married the souvineer, Louigi.  Teresa fills us in on the carryings-on in Italy.  And if you need someone "taken care of", she knows a guy.

Talking Movies

Tuesdays & Fridays at 5:15am

Richard Surfield from the movie pages reviews the hottest movies in town.  Click on the bold underliney bit to go to The Movie Pages.

Robert Potter, International Affairs

Mondays & Thursdays at 5am

Robert's forgotten more about International Politics than I'll ever know!  Whatever's going on in the world, Robert will make sense of it for us.

Mr Steve Cox I presume

Wednesday at 3am

Steve is our man on the ground in Africa ... because that's one place you don't want to fly!  They don't call it Fat Chance Airlines for nothing!

The Doctor is IN!

Tuesdays @ midnight

Dr Belinda answers your health and medical questions.  Most people are surprised to know she has a toilet museum.  Apart from that she's quite normal.  

Email the good doctor at drbelinda1@gmail.com.

Sue Carter in Oxford

Tuesdays at 2:30

Sue gives us a terrifically dry, cynical take on what's happening in the UK. 

Rosemary

Monday fortnight at 12:30

Rosemary's here to talk Workcover.   If you've got a question for Rosemary, or any Workcover issues, email me here to pass on to Rosemary, or check out the Work Injured Resource Connection website here. 

Rod Hannifey

Thursdays at 1am

Rod - former Truck Driver of the Year - talks road safety and how we can all get along.  Check out Rod's website here.

Paddy Power

Fridays at 3am

Paddy is Ireland's biggest bookie!  If it moves, you can bet on it.

Check out the odds on Bono being the next Pope! ... Visit the website at www.paddypower.com.  Gamble responsibly.

Crystal Balls and Karaoke!

Fran the Singing Psychic! 

Fran the Singing Psychic joins us from time to time.

Fran reveals all ... in song.  Well, kind of song.  Song-like ... sort of.  Well you'll find out.

Check out Fran's site here.

Davo the Phone Guy

Davo is supposed to answer the phones at night.  But he's Gen Y, so he pretty well does whatever he wants, whenever he wants.  And besides, he's going to be General Manager in 3 months anyway, right?