well its got to be one thing who fell over roller blading

got hit with a footy

Definately caused by his reading g lasses-he either fell asleep with them on, thus causing trauma, or could have been allergic to the metal frames-most unlikely. I tend to think it's trauma caused by unintentional, sudden movement to his above glasses-eg sneezing, falling asleep or similar, resulting in an abrasive trauma.

Turns out Cornesy's nose is getting hairy and the graze is the a result of a waxing mishap!!!

Not as masculine as a punch in the nose but it is still a very nasty red mark

Perhaps Cornsey was trimming his nose hair, noticed his ear hair & forgot to duck out the way of the mirror whilst turning to attend to the offending hair, thus smacking his glasses into his nose?

Brian: I'm not a Roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!
Monty Python's Life of Brian

walked into a glass door

carpet burn,,While on all Four's?

had a fight with his twin brother Kane.

Had a fight with Chris Mcdermott over comment's about Kane?

i reckon the stud has had a bit of work done !

Why would anyone put hot wax on their nose?

What did Cornesy do to his face?